is masturbating while smoking weed called masturblazing
no its called highjacking
guys no it’s weedwhacking
no its called dissapointing ur mother
(via niiiiiicoleee)
these-words-they-will-not-heal:
I HATE SPIDERS BUT OH MY GOD THIS WAS SO FUCKING HILARIOUS HELP
I actually love spiders and I just cracked the fuck up at this utterly
I swear I would not be as afraid of spiders as I am if they talk
favorite video on the internet
(via lexieella)
A short using GQ Spain models and based off of 50 Shades of Grey
i’m sorry but what… whoa
(Source: fantasists, via abbyin-wonderland)
why do i still have to go to school i thought slavery was abolished in 1865
that’s an interesting fact, where’d you learn that?
(via tooyoungtodrive)
It doesn’t matter if you’re pretty
or plain,
tall
or short,
or have things all over your face,
because what truly matters is
what’s inside you.
this is actually the most meaningful and thoughtful post i have ever seen on tumblr
(Source: thewalkingcontradiction, via w0ahhmallory)
